♦ Hmm, that title alone suggest I’m too tipsy to be allowed blog access. Ah well.

In any case, just a short line to say I’ve been sent a very generous set of samples (5 in total) for the Durex Play lubricant range, much as Innocent Loverboy and Lace Stockings, among others, have.

They’ve all arrived very nicely and are currently sitting on top of last month’s copy of  Scarlet, looking at me.

I’ll be reviewing them this week, though ideally not all at once!

At least, I will be if there’s any left by that point.

I mean, Fractal has nommed a portion of the Piña Colada already.

I can’t work in these conditions! It should be me he’s licking up!

I guess the only solution is to drench myself in the stuff and leave myself open and helpless to his ravaging tongue…

Ooh, I’ve given myself a bit of a temperature… ♦