♦ A short break from kink here as I pack to return to the Land of Someone Else’s Fathers to be with dear Fractal properly. Actually properly. We’re staying with his family until we find gainful employment and a roof of our own, but I’ll be with him and that’s what counts.

So, I figured I’d follow in the footsteps of bloggers such as Tom and use good old Google to do my blog-writing for me for a change.

I’ve had some odd hits on this blog since just a few months after it started when I finally realised you could get blog stats. Here are the ones, in no particular order, that I found most bizarrely noteworthy…

♦ santa cock – This is just so very wrong.

♦ janeway “legs apart” – I don’t believe I’ve ever even mentioned Janeway, largely because I think she’s a grumpy cow. Picard for the win.

♦ baby harlot – Again, very wrong.

♦ santa crap – What is it with this Santa obsession, I’ve only mentioned him once!

♦ find a arse – Perhaps with both hands?

♦ bdsm dress up jesus – BDSM Jesus? Really? Well, I guess the whole cross thing does make him sort of appropriate. Still I can’t see what the fun in dressing up as him for kink would be.

♦ bad hospital – I’m guessing whoever searched for this was rather shocked to find this little blog…

♦ “elegant dress” “her anus” – Odd combination

♦ “swallowing is fun” – If you liked this you might enjoy other titles such as “See Spot Suck Cock”, “Five Go Dogging”, “Why Does Mummy Have a Plastic Penis and Why Does Daddy Like It?” and any of the Captain Pugwash books.

♦ arse shaving – Ooookay…..

♦ tease garters stockings or jeans or bump – Or bump? Jeans *or* bump?

♦ my black nipples – Well I don’t think you’ll find *yours*, love.

♦ holding up a picture – Another Googler undoubtedly shocked at stumbling on this place.

♦ punishment for using my underwear – I’ve personally never been punished for using my own underwear, but maybe that’s just me.

♦ labia tricks – Tricks?

♦ bint – Huzzah! A cookie and an Internets to this Googler for using such a marvellous word!

I dread to think what I’ll find next, though I’m fairly certain it will probably involve Santa in some hideous way… ♦