♦ I have a confession to make. It’s a dirty little secret of mine…. I get turned on browsing in Hypervalue*. If you don’t know this shop the name pretty much gives it away. Cheap stuff. Really very cheap stuff. They sell food, toiletries, DIY stuff, stuff for your home, stationery, all sorts really.

Anyway, now to explain myself before you all think I’m weird: kink. More specifically pervertibles. Because whenever I go into Hypervalue it’s usually the day of Fractal’s visit or my visit to him and I’m thinking of kink. Of all the different naughty things we can do. And you’d be surprised, unless you’re familiar with pervertibles, what ordinary objects you can turn dirty. So, it’s become a usual reaction, to wander around the shop browsing the best things to tie him up, or have him use on me and feeling a little ball of excitement grow down below when I think about them getting used.

Here’s a list of the pervertibles I’ve obtained so far over the last few months:

♦ Various ties, as in actual shirt-and-collar ties - for bondage and rarely for blindfolding.
♦ Ice cube tray – for ice. Obviously.
♦ Candles - for the dripping of hot wax onto warm skin ;)

.

♦ My back-of-door coat hook – perfect for hooking my handcuffs over.
♦ My chair – perfect for being handcuffed to, I think I’ll miss it when I leave this house…
♦ Thermometer – not yet been used, but I figure it might be… insertable bum-wise Well, I *do* have a nurses outfit ;)
♦ Disposable white gloves – for nice clean finger-to-anus prep, and makes a good addition to the nurse’s outfit.

.

♦ Clothes pegs, wooden and plastic – makeshift nipple clamps, they’re a little hardcore for us, Fractal has trouble as his nipples don’t do pleasure and are much more pain-sensitive than mine. I’ve not quite got used to them yet, but I’ve just learnt a great tip about them: widen them by clipping them over something thick like a headboard for a while, makes them less pinchy.
♦ Grey duct tape, red and black varieties of insulation tape – bondage the interrogation way :D Tape has a nicely abductiony, rough-and-ready, shining-a-lamp-in-your-face-and-threatening-to-’put- you-away’ feel to it. And once I taped over my nipples and had Fractal pull the tape off swiftly. Like pulling off a plaster, only nice.
♦ Plastic ruler – I only just found my ruler so I haven’t used it yet, but its obviously spanky.

.

So there’s a tip for those of us who A) are stingy fuckers (occasionally known as ’students’) or B) like the idea of corrupting innocent objects or BOTH: Hypervalue, supermarkets, pound shops, charity shops (now there’s naughty and nice), Woolworth’s, all sorts of everyday cheap and cheerful shops selling you cheap and cheerful kink.

Pervertibles: making BDSM for tight-arses :) ♦

*(I was looking this shop up online to give those of you outside of its area, which is mainly South Wales, an equivalent of some kind so you’d be able to keep up. Turns out actually Hypervalue doesn’t even exist anymore. The shop I’ve been going into is now a Hypa Xtra it seems. I didn’t notice. Largely because it is exactly the frickin’ same.)